Funny Softball, Slo-Pitch and Baseball Team Names: 70+ Ideas

A good softball team name does most of the trash talk for you. It goes on the roster, gets read out at the diamond, and lives in the group chat until next season. Whether you just threw together a rec-league squad or you are heading to a weekend tournament, here are more than fifty funny softball team names, grouped so you can grab one and get to the plate.

Punny softball team names

Wordplay first. These earn a groan and a grin in the same at-bat.

• Hit Happens
• Base-ic Instinct
• Sons of Pitches
• Caught Looking
• Bat to the Bone
• Grand Slammers
• Base Invaders
• Pitch Please
• Swing Kings
• Nacho Average Team
• The Dill Pickles
• Scared Hitless

Clever softball team names

A little sharper, still funny. Good when you actually turn a double play now and then.

• The Benchwarmers
• Diamond Kings
• The Sandbaggers
• Foul Play
• Error 404
• The Wolfpack
• Extra Innings
• The Designated Drinkers
• Fastball Fanatics
• The Curve Breakers

Coed softball team names

For the mixed rec league, keep it fun and everyone-friendly.

• Batter Up Buttercup
• The Better Halves
• Boys and Balls of Summer
• Mixed Nuts
• The Co-ed Crushers
• His and Hers Homers

Tournament and league team names

For the weekend tournament or the banner, where the whole park hears the name.

• Here for the Beer-mudas
• The Dugout Crew
• Slow Pitch Sundays
• Base Runners Anonymous
• The Home Run Heroes
• Last Inning Legends
• The Sandlot
• Bench Mob

Softball team names that lower the bar

Set expectations at the warning track and every hit feels like a win. For the team that is mostly there for the post-game.

• Mostly Here for Snacks
• The Strikeouts
• Participation Trophies
• Bad News Bats
• We Just Came to Drink
• Error Prone
• Two Left Cleats
• Aiming for Second Last

Funny slo-pitch team names

Slo-pitch has its own humour, built on the high arc, the mercy rule and the patio after the game. These fit any Canadian slo-pitch league.

• Arc Angels
• High Arc Society
• Arc de Triomphe
• Lob City
• Slo-Pitch Please
• Slow Pokes
• Mercy Rule Survivors
• Rain Delay Regulars
• Walk-Off Wonders
• Patio Season All-Stars

Funny baseball team names

For a hardball rec league, an office pool or a kids' team, these read well on a scoreboard and even better in the group chat.

• Game of Throws
• Pitch Perfect
• No Bunt Intended
• The Balk Street Boys
• Rally Caps
• The Knuckleheads
• Seventh Inning Stretchers
• The Bat Signals
• Thunder Bunts
• Sweet Spot Society

Funny fantasy baseball team names

Same formula as fantasy hockey: pun on a player you drafted. A few to save for the spring draft:

• Vladdy Daddy (Vladimir Guerrero Jr.)
• Soto Speak (Juan Soto)
• Here Comes the Judge (Aaron Judge)
• Witt Happens (Bobby Witt Jr.)
• Skenes of the Crime (Paul Skenes)
• Acuña Matata (Ronald Acuña Jr.)
• Springer Break (George Springer)

How to pick the right one

Match the name to the night. For a casual rec league, go punny and let it be a little dumb, because that is the whole point of a Thursday game. For a tournament that goes on a banner, a clever name reads better to a crowd. For a company team, keep it clean but not lifeless, since "The Designated Drinkers" beats "Team 5" every inning. And say it out loud first, because the good ones land the second they hit the roster.

Put the name on a shirt

Nothing unites a bench like matching shirts. We print original funny designs in Canada, on soft tees and hoodies from S to 3XL, fulfilled inside Canada so you skip duties and border waits. Browse the funny graphic tee collection for a game-day shirt, or put your actual team name and number on one with the personalize it page, printed and shipped inside Canada.

Captaining more than the diamond? Steal ideas from our funny bowling team names, funny hockey team names, funny golf team names, funny pickleball team names and funny dodgeball team names lists too.

Once the name is picked, the team wants it on a shirt. The Custom Name and Number tee prints any team name and number jersey-style, one order per player, and for a whole roster the bulk order page gets you a volume quote. For the post-game patio, Cardio? I Thought You Said Carbs and Running Late Is My Cardio are the honest slo-pitch shirts. Everything prints in Canada and ships from within the country, S to 3XL.

Quick answers

What is a good funny softball team name? A short pun the whole park can hear, like "Hit Happens", "Base-ic Instinct" or "Sons of Pitches".

What is a clever softball team name? One that sounds like you can actually play, like "Diamond Kings", "The Sandbaggers" or "Foul Play".

What is a good coed softball team name? "Batter Up Buttercup", "The Better Halves" and "Mixed Nuts" work for a mixed rec league.

What is a good slo-pitch team name? Lean on the arc: "Arc Angels", "High Arc Society" and "Lob City" all get a laugh at a Canadian slo-pitch diamond.

What is a funny baseball team name? "Game of Throws", "No Bunt Intended" and "The Balk Street Boys" work for a rec league or an office pool.

Can I put our team name on matching shirts in Canada? Yes. The personalize it page prints your team name and number on a tee or hoodie, printed and shipped inside Canada with no customs.