Funny Golf Team Names: 40+ Ideas for Scrambles and Outings

A good golf team name does most of the work before anyone tees off. It goes on the scorecard, gets read aloud at the shotgun start, and lives in the group chat until next season. Here are more than forty funny golf team names for scrambles, tournaments and corporate outings, grouped so you can grab one and get to the first tee.

Punny golf team names

Wordplay first. These are the ones that get a groan and a grin at the same time.

• Grip It and Sip It
• Fairway to Heaven
• Par-Tee Animals
• Chip Happens
• Slice Slice Baby
• Kiss My Putt
• The Whiff Club
• Bogey Nights
• Hackers Anonymous
• The Mulligan Mob
• Sultans of Swing
• Just Here for the Beer Cart

Clever golf team names

A little smarter, still funny. Good when you want to sound like you might actually break 90.

• The Back Nine
• Birdie Bandits
• Eagle Eyes
• The Sand Baggers
• Rough Riders
• Green Machines
• Long Drivers
• The Divot Diggers
• Putt Pirates
• The Gimme Gang

Golf scramble and tournament team names

For the charity scramble or the club tournament, where the name is going on a banner.

• Reservoir Divots
• The Fore Fathers
• Fairway Frenzy
• Par for the Course
• The Albatrosses
• Wedge Issues
• Grass Stains
• Straight Down the Middle

Corporate golf outing names

Keep it clean for the company outing, but do not make it boring.

• The Board of Bogeys
• Net Profits
• Swing Shift
• Out of Office
• The Handicappers
• Return on Iron-vestment

How to pick the right one

Match the name to the event. For a casual weekend scramble, go punny and let it be a little dumb, that is the point. For a charity or club tournament that goes on a banner, a clever name reads better to a crowd. For a corporate outing, keep it clean but not lifeless, because "The Board of Bogeys" beats "Team 4" every time. And say it out loud first, because the good ones land the second they are read off the tee sheet.

Put the name on a shirt

Nothing unites a foursome like matching shirts. We print original funny golf designs in Canada, on soft tees and hoodies sized S to 3XL, shipped from inside Canada so nothing gets held at customs. The Breakfast Balls Club golf tee and its matching hoodie are the easy pick for a scramble squad, and they wear just as well at the nineteenth hole. Browse more in the funny dad and golf collection.

Captaining more than golf? Steal ideas from our funny hockey team names list too.

Quick answers

What is a good funny golf team name? Short and punny wins. "Grip It and Sip It", "Chip Happens" and "Par-Tee Animals" work for almost any scramble.

What is a good golf scramble team name? Something a crowd can hear on a banner. "Reservoir Divots", "The Fore Fathers" and "Fairway Frenzy" all land.

What is a clean golf name for a corporate outing? "The Board of Bogeys", "Net Profits" and "Out of Office" are office-friendly but still funny.

Can I get matching golf shirts in Canada? Yes. The Breakfast Balls Club golf tee is printed and shipped inside Canada with no customs, flat $9.99 shipping and free over $120.