Funny Curling Team Names: 50+ Ideas for Your Next Bonspiel

A good curling team name does half the chirping for you. It goes on the draw sheet, gets read out at the bonspiel, and lives in the group chat between ends all season. Whether you just threw together a rec-league rink or you are heading to a weekend spiel, here are more than fifty funny curling team names, grouped so you can grab one and get back to the hack.

Punny curling team names

Wordplay first. These earn a groan from the skip and a grin from the sheet next door.

• Hurry Hard or Go Home
• Sweep Dreams
• The Rock Stars
• Kiss the Rings
• Draw Weight Watchers
• Hog Line Heroes
• Curl Power
• Rock Bottom
• Sweepers Keepers
• Hammer Time
• Guard My Heart
• In the House

Clever curling team names

A little sharper, still funny. Good when you actually make your draws.

• The Take-Out Kings
• Freeze Frame
• Split the House
• Last Rock Heroes
• The Button Mashers
• Extra Ends
• Broomstackers
• The Blank Enders
• Weight and See
• Runback Republic

Bonspiel and league team names

For the weekend spiel or the banner, where the whole club hears the name.

• The Bonspiel Bandits
• Here for the Beers
• Chin Music and Chirps
• The Fifth End
• Rocks and Hard Places
• Skip to the Good Part
• The Pebble Pushers
• Draw for Show

Canadian curling team names

Curling is basically a national sport, so lean into it. These land hardest north of the border.

• The Great White Hurry
• Sweep the North
• Hoser Hurlers
• Two-Four and a Take-Out
• Beauty Enders
• Double-Double Takeout
• Molson Muscle
• Sorry Not Sorry

Curling team names that lower the bar

Set expectations at hack level and every made draw feels like a win. For the rink that is mostly there for the club lounge.

• Mostly in the House
• All Skip No Sweep
• Sweeping It Under the Rug
• Rink Rats
• Participation Pebbles
• Two Left Grippers
• The Gutter Guards
• Aiming for Second Last

How to pick the right one

Match the name to the night. For a casual rec league, go punny and let it be a little dumb, because that is the whole point of a Tuesday draw. For a bonspiel that goes on a banner, a clever name reads better to a full club. For a corporate spiel, keep it clean but not lifeless, since "The Take-Out Kings" beats "Sheet 3" every end. And say it out loud first, because the good ones land the second they hit the draw sheet.

Put the name on a shirt

Nothing unites a rink like matching shirts in the warm room. We print original funny designs in Canada, on soft cotton tees and hoodies from S up to 3XL, posted from inside the country with no customs surprises and no border wait. Browse the funny graphic tee collection for a bonspiel-weekend shirt, or put your actual rink name on one with the personalize it page, printed and shipped inside Canada.

Captaining more than the ice? Steal ideas from our funny hockey team names, funny bowling team names and funny golf team names lists too.

Quick answers

What is a good funny curling team name? A short pun the skip can shout, like "Hurry Hard or Go Home", "Sweep Dreams" or "The Rock Stars".

What is a good Canadian curling team name? Lean into the maple-leaf humour: "The Great White Hurry", "Hoser Hurlers" or "Beauty Enders".

What is a clean curling name for a corporate spiel? "The Take-Out Kings", "Extra Ends" and "Broomstackers" are office-friendly but still fun.

Can I put our rink name on matching shirts in Canada? Yes. The personalize it page prints your team name on a tee or hoodie, made and shipped inside Canada with no customs.